This & the & & that so far ...
simplify the German language in just 5 steps
!
First step: elimination of the capitalization
an immediate launch is nothing more
gone in, especially since many graphic designers and advertising professionals to
exclusively transferred are lowercase.
Second step: the elimination of the expansions and
sharpening these masname has already eliminated Tues
felerursache greatest one in the ground school, the
sin or Unsin our konsonantenverdopelung
onehin kapirt nimand.
steps dendrites, "v" and "ph" will be replaced by "f" is replaced
, "z" with "s" and "sh"
shortened to "s" is
alfabet to swei redusirt letters, sreibmasinen setzmasinen
and
fereinfachen to wertfole workers Koenen the
be sugefürt economic juice.
SRIT flirts: "g", "c" and "ch" ersezt
by "k", "j" and "y" ersezt by "i" Now
son seks bukstaben auskesaltet, di sulseit
are immediately fon kan nine to swei iare ferkürzt
anstat, aktsig Prosent
rektsreibunterikt Koenen nütslikere Faek wi
fisik, kemi, or auk reknen keflekt mer
be.
SRIT fifth: wekfal fon umlauts (the ä, ö
, ü-Seiken) ales uberflusike is iezt
auskemertst, di ortografi against slikt and
einfak. naturl some benotikt since it is ferdaut to
dise fereinfakung uberal riktik,
fileikt a iare to swei. anslisiend could
swirikeren as nekstes sil Tues fereinfakung fon of nok
and Unsin Kramat anfisirt be
, and then ...
Fertik was Tues holandise Sprake
"Eat what?" "No thanks, I'm not hungry"
It follows now a bit forced.
forced forced forced forced forced forced forced forced forced forced forced forced forced forced forced forced forced forced forced
's enough.
The definition of Certificate: Certificate
12: The hero gets the girl
Rated 16: The Evil gets the girl
FSK 18: Everyone gets the girl
In school you always learn a lot of it. Last time:
One can clearly see with what force is drawn. Both sides attempt in as short a time to take as much as possible.
interesting is that people look right like they did before they drew the line, visited the woman left.
is really important that costs for the course, not end users, but not much.
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