fan mail
I have just received a letter from a fan
(presumably this is the "long-term biological-F on the godlike EDIS page>> http://www.edis- . de.tl / seen, and wanted to express his gratitude.)
Thanks to the fans!
It was a poem which I will hereby quote:
Satananas
I eat fruit salad.
I eat fruit salad! The animal
attracts so pure. The animal
attracts so pure!
What may be there only in there?
What may be there only in there?!
SATANANAS!
A fruit with horns.
A fruit with horns!
If you imagine the whole thing now also still in the R! language, it seems almost frightening!
Sartarnarnars
Obstsarlart I eat.
Obstsarlart I eat! The sensor
ziehrt animal clean. The sensor
ziehrt animal in!
Wars marg is blorß be drirnne?
Wars marg is blorß be drirnne?
SARTARNARNARS!
A Frurcht mirt horns. A
Frurcht mirt horns!
Saturday, August 30, 2008
Expensive Small Coffee Tables
R!
R
My nose is really quite beautiful.
A normal rate. Boring. Once read - Remember me.
Consider this sentence in the R! Language provides eR! been significantly different.
My Narses is Schorner eigentlirch garnz!
Jar, is inserted Argression darhinter.
aRgRessioRn
autoRitäRt
kuRltivieRt
inteRlligeRnt
The R! Language began recently. In 5 to 233 years when used on the entire world.
Dumm goes that the world in 2012, but it's possible without.
Anyway, I'm going to be lazy with all probability this sentence
R
My nose is really quite beautiful.
A normal rate. Boring. Once read - Remember me.
Consider this sentence in the R! Language provides eR! been significantly different.
My Narses is Schorner eigentlirch garnz!
Jar, is inserted Argression darhinter.
aRgRessioRn
autoRitäRt
kuRltivieRt
inteRlligeRnt
The R! Language began recently. In 5 to 233 years when used on the entire world.
Dumm goes that the world in 2012, but it's possible without.
Anyway, I'm going to be lazy with all probability this sentence
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Gresian Formula Side Effects
unicycle.
On the way home:
I run along the cycle path, blocked because an older couple has to walk. After a few meters, the woman noticed that I also want to walk. She then asked: Did they
here long?
- Yes, I have this from a wheel, but not allowed to ride unicycles on the bicycle.
On the way home:
I run along the cycle path, blocked because an older couple has to walk. After a few meters, the woman noticed that I also want to walk. She then asked: Did they
here long?
- Yes, I have this from a wheel, but not allowed to ride unicycles on the bicycle.
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
How Long Should I Stay Home For Bronchitis
interesting.
This & the & & that so far ...
simplify the German language in just 5 steps
!
First step: elimination of the capitalization
an immediate launch is nothing more
gone in, especially since many graphic designers and advertising professionals to
exclusively transferred are lowercase.
Second step: the elimination of the expansions and
sharpening these masname has already eliminated Tues
felerursache greatest one in the ground school, the
sin or Unsin our konsonantenverdopelung
onehin kapirt nimand.
steps dendrites, "v" and "ph" will be replaced by "f" is replaced
, "z" with "s" and "sh"
shortened to "s" is
alfabet to swei redusirt letters, sreibmasinen setzmasinen
and
fereinfachen to wertfole workers Koenen the
be sugefürt economic juice.
SRIT flirts: "g", "c" and "ch" ersezt
by "k", "j" and "y" ersezt by "i" Now
son seks bukstaben auskesaltet, di sulseit
are immediately fon kan nine to swei iare ferkürzt
anstat, aktsig Prosent
rektsreibunterikt Koenen nütslikere Faek wi
fisik, kemi, or auk reknen keflekt mer
be.
SRIT fifth: wekfal fon umlauts (the ä, ö
, ü-Seiken) ales uberflusike is iezt
auskemertst, di ortografi against slikt and
einfak. naturl some benotikt since it is ferdaut to
dise fereinfakung uberal riktik,
fileikt a iare to swei. anslisiend could
swirikeren as nekstes sil Tues fereinfakung fon of nok
and Unsin Kramat anfisirt be
, and then ...
Fertik was Tues holandise Sprake
"Eat what?" "No thanks, I'm not hungry"
It follows now a bit forced.
forced forced forced forced forced forced forced forced forced forced forced forced forced forced forced forced forced forced forced
's enough.
The definition of Certificate: Certificate
12: The hero gets the girl
Rated 16: The Evil gets the girl
FSK 18: Everyone gets the girl
In school you always learn a lot of it. Last time:
One can clearly see with what force is drawn. Both sides attempt in as short a time to take as much as possible.
interesting is that people look right like they did before they drew the line, visited the woman left.
is really important that costs for the course, not end users, but not much.
This & the & & that so far ...
simplify the German language in just 5 steps
!
First step: elimination of the capitalization
an immediate launch is nothing more
gone in, especially since many graphic designers and advertising professionals to
exclusively transferred are lowercase.
Second step: the elimination of the expansions and
sharpening these masname has already eliminated Tues
felerursache greatest one in the ground school, the
sin or Unsin our konsonantenverdopelung
onehin kapirt nimand.
steps dendrites, "v" and "ph" will be replaced by "f" is replaced
, "z" with "s" and "sh"
shortened to "s" is
alfabet to swei redusirt letters, sreibmasinen setzmasinen
and
fereinfachen to wertfole workers Koenen the
be sugefürt economic juice.
SRIT flirts: "g", "c" and "ch" ersezt
by "k", "j" and "y" ersezt by "i" Now
son seks bukstaben auskesaltet, di sulseit
are immediately fon kan nine to swei iare ferkürzt
anstat, aktsig Prosent
rektsreibunterikt Koenen nütslikere Faek wi
fisik, kemi, or auk reknen keflekt mer
be.
SRIT fifth: wekfal fon umlauts (the ä, ö
, ü-Seiken) ales uberflusike is iezt
auskemertst, di ortografi against slikt and
einfak. naturl some benotikt since it is ferdaut to
dise fereinfakung uberal riktik,
fileikt a iare to swei. anslisiend could
swirikeren as nekstes sil Tues fereinfakung fon of nok
and Unsin Kramat anfisirt be
, and then ...
Fertik was Tues holandise Sprake
"Eat what?" "No thanks, I'm not hungry"
It follows now a bit forced.
forced forced forced forced forced forced forced forced forced forced forced forced forced forced forced forced forced forced forced
's enough.
The definition of Certificate: Certificate
12: The hero gets the girl
Rated 16: The Evil gets the girl
FSK 18: Everyone gets the girl
In school you always learn a lot of it. Last time:
One can clearly see with what force is drawn. Both sides attempt in as short a time to take as much as possible.
interesting is that people look right like they did before they drew the line, visited the woman left.
is really important that costs for the course, not end users, but not much.
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Quickbooks Product Number Generator
Public Transportation
The bus, railway, are my best friends. Today I missed my first train, my bus. No problem, I stop waiting half an hour to the next. While sitting waiting for the train # 2 before me a nice young man who smokes and listens to great music. Sido - Arschficksong.
glory of this song, this wonderful mobile phones without a headset. The whole station could hear how Sido speaks of times someone strong in the butt ...
is still useful when the mobile phone's are so loud, one goes even for those huge saves a lot of money.
The train is there, it goes on. On the train sitting opposite me about a young woman. She looks at me. I look back. She looks at me more. I look back again. She has not stopped looking at me. If I had a cell phone now with this great music from this man the station, then I'd got rid of the determined quickly. But they continue to look. Then I stared at them and not stopped until at last she has looked elsewhere. The train stops. "Due to a construction site in our continuing journey delayed by ...." Oh, is not a problem, come on, I consider that a little later. I arrive at the station. One more minute, then comes the bus. I'm at the bus stop. Only half a minute, then he would come according to schedule. 5 minutes later he's still not there. 10 minutes ... come slowly, he could do. Ok, he is gone, but the next one is already in 20 minutes.
the last bus. I see my stop and press the button so the driver knows that he will stop at the next stop. He does not hold. A guy calls and the bus driver will stop. Only 5 minutes walk, then I'm already home.
Good night.
The bus, railway, are my best friends. Today I missed my first train, my bus. No problem, I stop waiting half an hour to the next. While sitting waiting for the train # 2 before me a nice young man who smokes and listens to great music. Sido - Arschficksong.
glory of this song, this wonderful mobile phones without a headset. The whole station could hear how Sido speaks of times someone strong in the butt ...
is still useful when the mobile phone's are so loud, one goes even for those huge saves a lot of money.
The train is there, it goes on. On the train sitting opposite me about a young woman. She looks at me. I look back. She looks at me more. I look back again. She has not stopped looking at me. If I had a cell phone now with this great music from this man the station, then I'd got rid of the determined quickly. But they continue to look. Then I stared at them and not stopped until at last she has looked elsewhere. The train stops. "Due to a construction site in our continuing journey delayed by ...." Oh, is not a problem, come on, I consider that a little later. I arrive at the station. One more minute, then comes the bus. I'm at the bus stop. Only half a minute, then he would come according to schedule. 5 minutes later he's still not there. 10 minutes ... come slowly, he could do. Ok, he is gone, but the next one is already in 20 minutes.
the last bus. I see my stop and press the button so the driver knows that he will stop at the next stop. He does not hold. A guy calls and the bus driver will stop. Only 5 minutes walk, then I'm already home.
Good night.
Monday, August 18, 2008
Something Interesting About Masterbading
Intelligent shit
I am a rubbish sausage and like to talk much plödes stuff. Because that makes Sparß.
Yes! Sparß with R. This gives the word aggression and authority.
I am the way, while a butter-shop to open. Since you can buy butter. Brand butter. There's then ne butter bar (similar to the meat counter), where butter is on display behind a glass pane. And then a butter machine, like a candy machine. Really exciting. And displays full of butter. All in 250g packaged. The grease then you can splendid beautiful on the bald head, then the shine and bask in the sun! Or they just smeared on old grease stains, then it looks even more beautiful than before.
If I eat a loaf of bread, then the crumbs were falling on the table already there before I arrived and ate my bread did. (Only for this to be clear)
I am a rubbish sausage and like to talk much plödes stuff. Because that makes Sparß.
Yes! Sparß with R. This gives the word aggression and authority.
I am the way, while a butter-shop to open. Since you can buy butter. Brand butter. There's then ne butter bar (similar to the meat counter), where butter is on display behind a glass pane. And then a butter machine, like a candy machine. Really exciting. And displays full of butter. All in 250g packaged. The grease then you can splendid beautiful on the bald head, then the shine and bask in the sun! Or they just smeared on old grease stains, then it looks even more beautiful than before.
If I eat a loaf of bread, then the crumbs were falling on the table already there before I arrived and ate my bread did. (Only for this to be clear)
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